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Lil Bit 🌈

@LizerReal

Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)

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My daughter's favorite gift for her birthday was a key chain from her friend because, and I quote, 'IT WAS MADE ALL THE WAY IN CHINA.'

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I got an artificial Christmas tree for the first time this year. When I see a real Christmas tree in someone’s window, I want to knock on their door and ask if I can smell their Christmas tree.

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My friend sent a picture of her kid and I looked at it and said That’s not a good picture and Siri sent that back as a message so I’ll be moving to another planet where there is no technology

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My 6yo announced, 'All I want is a mansion and a yacht. That's not much. Just two things.'

JUST. TWO. THINGS.

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Happy Selfie Sunday, y’all! It’s been a minute, but for old times’ sake, post your selfies and your sweet pet pictures. And spread a little kindness to others ❤️

Happy Selfie Sunday, y’all! It’s been a minute, but for old times’ sake, post your selfies and your sweet pet pictures. And spread a little kindness to others ❤️
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Told my nephew that we used to have to wait for Netflix in the mail, then we just sat there in silence as he processed things.

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My daughter very gently told me that she would like to be in charge of Christmas decorations this year instead of me because she’d like our house to look better

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We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.

We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
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My 8yo made a list of the French phrases she knows and wants to learn, and I vote for 'you're weird' replacing 'where is the library' in conversational French lessons

My 8yo made a list of the French phrases she knows and wants to learn, and I vote for 'you're weird' replacing 'where is the library' in conversational French lessons
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