Why is it every time I go to hairdresser I want to do something drastic with my hair but don’t know what?! I’ll end up with exact same cut and colour as usual cause I’ll bottle it!!

Not been to tannadice this year but have been to away game, I really want to go this weekend but then I don’t want to be seen as a glory hunter even though I’ve watched 99% of games on tv. Do I go or not?? Decisions

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Somethings wrong with my child….shes been up and dressed early every day this week….bet I can’t get her up next week

My neighbour Erin is with a heavy heart having to sell this stained glass United piece she has at her gaff. If anyone is interested or Ken’s anyone then give is a shout as she’s looking for offers for it? Any RT’s are appreciated. Cheers x

I need to win lottery tonight so badly. I don’t want to go back to work on Monday or any day!

Phoned docs at 8am, position 3, get thru and only taking emergency appointments today?! Wtaf?!

Can Dundee just be relegated for having an unplayable pitch?

Can someone find me a man like Rab please??? I could live with being cooked for like he does every night 😍

Away to feed the lambs and kids 😍😍😍

Now it’s a carlsberg weekend ❤️🤍💙🧡🖤

Anyone with a child who’s 14 been to cinema lately to see a 15 film? Do they ask for ID?

Nerves are shot #dunvfif

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a stars fan thru and thru but come on Guildford Flames beat those weegies

I’m an idiot…I’ve had it in my head that we’re playing Greenock today! Have I lost a whole week??!!

8 mins then the out of office will be on and laptop shut down for a whole 9 days, wines in fridge chilling too!

P&O cancelled the ferries tomorrow from Ireland because of bad weather! I’m not getting my child back on Sunday 😭

Belter, certain unnamed car company must have known I was finishing the complaint to them today. Just sent me invoice for the courtesy car they said I wouldn’t have to pay for!!!

How long is it til Sunday when the bairns back??? Bored.com

Is it wrong that for once I’d rather be working that doing nothing? Tomorrow I’ll be wanting to do nothing and not work 🤣