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alex smelson

@LorenzoChuch

tv producer

currently: in need of a job.

formerly: Desus & Mero, Joe Pera Talks With You, Last Week Tonight, Totally Biased and Jon Benjamin Has A Van.

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calendar_today10-12-2009 22:06:07

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Micheal Jordan. Pete Rose. Shohei Ohtani (allegedly).

hate to say it, but if you wanna be great, you gotta have a gambling problem.

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a lot of people forget this, but the Academy took away my grandmother's Oscar after she intentionally farted on Richard Burton

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let’s quit fucking around and just make my best friend George Santos the new Speaker of the House already.

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the best part of working somewhere that plays adult contemporary music is that I find myself saying at least 2 times a day, “oh hell yeah, crank up the 10,000 maniacs!”

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