LA. Netflix Is A Joke show May 10. See you there…

Guy who dated your girlfriend 8 years ago

And I’ll see you also there. See you there also.

The most important issue facing America. Why is no one talking about this?

Every two weeks the news is like “GENE HACKMAN IS OLD AS HELL”

stop asking me what I’m going to order before the waiter arrives. do you work here?

now can I go back to staring at the normal sun

this is the only good 'what is your job' crowdwork clip i've ever seen

Arguing with a French sex therapist

I love my fans!

I love my fans!

Trump loves Holes

When I press up on the elevator you should press it too. Maybe your press has more weight. Maybe the elevator doesn’t trust me

I’ve never understood horror movies with ghosts in them. Why are the ghosts trying to kill people? Do they just need more ghosts?

Trump loves Holes