“Comedian”

People still having these hate boners for the SW sequels this many years later have a disease in their brain

Yeah Biden’s cooked

Jerry Seinfeld: *stars in shittiest movie of the year Unfrosted*

Also Jerry: “they won’t let you make good movies nowadays”

maybe you’re just not funny or talented and good projects don’t want you

This kid will be kicked out of school and then get a podcast on OANN

Can basketball players get CTE? Cuz this dude got Antonio brown jello brain lmao

It would be funny if this guy [redacted] himself tonight

this sounds insufferable

“So just to be clear here, if I’m understanding this correctly, you traded Mookie Betts?”

Two K’s with bases loaded no outs cmon man

Bunch of bootlicking blue checks in the replies if yall wanna get to blocking more blue check cocksuckers

Ain’t no way this man retires without the grandest of retirement tour

Fuck the Yankees but you put one on Eutaw street you’re entitled a little swagger coming out the box

Jim Palmer just roasted CB Bucknor lmaooooo

Dave & Busters plans to allow players 18 year and older to gamblе on arcade games

whining about field dimensions after a loss is the definition of soft

cry cope seethe

cry cope and seethe

You know man, you could do what Larry David and Danny DeVito did and make good comedy instead of whining that we're not back in the days when you could have a 17 year old girlfriend at 35