This is just SUCH macho posturing. Slow car fast allll day long.

300 hp is plenty for a daily. i promise you, 500+ is just excessive and un needed.

I used to love eating in there. It felt like a sun bath

The Government of Alberta is not paying their property taxes. That is a $60 million hit to the city’s bottom line.

Edmonton taxpayers are forced to fill that gap. We are asking the Provincial Government to reinstate the Grant in Place of Tax Program retroactively to 2019,…

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

me: dating is hard

me on a date: why would a bull even be in a china shop to begin with

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles

Found my new local

Black Flag (c. 1984)

One VCR to play them, and in the darkness rewind them.

Oh no, this made me laugh too hard.

bro fr if my mom didn’t drive me I wouldn’t have made it to the pharmacy

Is Alberta going to force conservatives to become professors and journalists? That sounds like communism really.

Meanwhile, Ontario is spending $1 BILLION to build a private spa and new science centre at Ontario Place, which nobody asked for.

The landlord of our lovely, popular local independent cinema hiked the rent so high they had to close within a week. A year later it still sits empty, earning them nowt.

Now, take a poll on how many people would like to abolish income taxes. Property taxes. Sales taxes.

good time to recall that Conan O’Brien was considered such a generational comedy prodigy from his SNL and Simpsons writing days that they gave him a network latenight show even though the public had absolutely no idea who he was