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Marshall Willandholly

@MWillandholly

There's only one thing worse than a MAGA, and that's...shit, I'm not coming up with anything.
Always Vote Blue.

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calendar_today28-01-2024 06:28:13

880 Tweets

3,0K Followers

3,9K Following

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'The arrogant doctor of eyes, maintains his lands while the neighbor seethes, tackling the little prick as he was probably, definitely deserving of, because he's fucking Rand Paul, damn it, I dislike Rand Paul too much to even stay in character on this one.
-Me

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'There will be a great plague, and great minds will fail, bypassing the curative horse dewormers, denying the cure of disinfectant and light, that if there were some way to get the light inside, would surely cure.'
-Nostradamus*

* Not Nostradamus, maybe Aaron Rodgers??

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Hi gang I stumbled across this guy yesterday on a boost list and heโ€™s one of the few thatโ€™s actually following people back. Heโ€™s anti orange dude. Any chance we can help him out please?

Cimarron Kid

Thank you โค๏ธ

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It's only been 2 months since I lost my job, and I'm already fully feral, like a hog that escaped the pen. Rooting around for food all night, sleep from 7am to 11am. Sweatpants rule the day, and I wear unscented deodorant, so I know when to shower.
And ladies, he's single!

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'The orange bastard plunged the mushroom, and lady of videos chuckled at his inadequate sexing, she did. Matching the tiny hands, his man part did. The lady is fortunate to avoid the burning of his syphilitic past, she is.'
Ok I think this one is actually Yoda, not Nostradamus.

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'Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Happy 420 for those who celebrate and for those who don't, I'm doing this for you, all of you, really.

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'The orange bastard will amass a great army, lacking in knowledge, and teeth, but full of ignorance, shirts stained with country gravy. They will vow their lives, while he sells them holy books and golden sneakers. They are conned.'
-Nostradamus, maybe.

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'The orange bastard lies in the swamp like a hippo in a urine puddle, smelling the same. His lawyers gasp audibly at his horrible ass wind, retching from his stench. Freshened air will be needed. Yet he sleeps.'
-Nostradamus
Again, I'm paraphrasing, but I'm sure it's in there.

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Nostradamus said:
'A man will arise, from the south, an orange hued bastard that will deceive and defile, and refuse to pay his bills. With his many charges, very bad lawyers will arise, aware of non-payment but grasping for glory on NewsMax. He will lose.'

Ok, so I paraphrase.

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oklahoman.com/story/sports/2โ€ฆ
I've never seen her wrestle, but lighten up, it's not the Olympics, it's professional wrestling. It's entertainment, both participants are willing. It's like warning an actor they can't act in a role in their state.

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'There is a war on, how is it you are headed west?'
'Well, we kinda face to the north and real sudden-like turn left.'
Watching Last of the Mohicans for the 100th time. Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye would be frontier French and Indian war man crush. If I had one.

'There is a war on, how is it you are headed west?' 'Well, we kinda face to the north and real sudden-like turn left.' Watching Last of the Mohicans for the 100th time. Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye would be frontier French and Indian war man crush. If I had one.
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Monica ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ(@softtail65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Don't forget to check my homepage in about 45 minutes, I've got some awesome Resisters to introduce you to tonight! In the meantime, this resister, ๐•Š๐•ฅ๐•–๐•–๐•๐•–โ„ข๏ธ, is 46 away from hitting 500! Let's go! Give him a follow & repost. Ty! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ

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Monica ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ(@softtail65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You guys ready? Let's Uplift others tonight!
This Resister believes in equity and inclusion. At 371, she only needs a few over 100 to hit 500 followers! Say Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹ to โ™ Mrs. Stantico, SHRM-CP, follow & repost. Ty! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ

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Monica ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ(@softtail65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I always want to help Resisters get over 1k followers, everyone deserves to have a voice & that's how the algorithm works here. Also, go give Pleiades a follow. Let's help them get over 500 today! Ty! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ

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Monica ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ(@softtail65) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Resister, Carin P. Webb is at 199, she's looking for more like-minded ๐Ÿ’™ peeps to connect with! Can we get her to 300 tonight? That's 100 of you, that's easy! Give Her a follow & repost. Ty! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ

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