We're just normal men

My 5yo bairn just told me a joke:

Why did the sleeping baby not cross the road?
Because it found a sleeping ghost.

I was chuckling for a solid minute.

This you?

Congrats to Morton for the banter defence, good for the goal difference versus Queen's Park for the relegation play-off spot.

FB posts advertising caravans to let starting “a piece of paradise”, naw Sheila it’s a 3 bed static far enough away from the maintenance block that you don’t hear the gas bottles clanging.

TEN YEARS AGO TODAY

Interesting that’s the headline here with no mention of “billionaire property developers threaten to bankrupt councillor” which is buried at the bottom of the article.

Happy to see action finally being taken to ban Matt Le Tissier-burning stoves, these lumps of wood have been polluting our environment for too long and are linked to serious brain damage.

If any one news clip over the last decade reaffirmed the #peoplemakeglasgow slogan, it's this one.
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On the day of Maggie Thatcher's funeral, channel 4 news asked this wee Glasgow woman if she thought Thatcher did any good.

I'm sure this has nothing to do with his dad donating £5,000,000 (FIVE MILLION POUND STERLING) to the party recently

Thinking about the Kraftwerk 5 year old today

The 1974 Eurovision Song Contest is on BBC4 the now with David Vine commentating and me wondering how many folk were actually watching in colour.