This video is going to be replaying in my head for a while (credit to malaprops)

Christopher vs Little Carmine malaprops
#TheSopranos

The Malaprops, we doodeet!

Mk moots if you want Mk skits that doesnt involve AI then really checkout malaprops! They do their voice impressions authentically also their jokes are super funny 👀

Ticking off our to-do list meticulously. This is Arthurs book CHAOS at Malaprops in Asheville NC. Just got this photo and maybe cried a lil idk. Anyways, back to work.

Me and my dog trying to promote this @Malaprops booktalk:

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UNC Press Cookie Woolner #Pride #lesbianhistory

who up making the same old jokes and malaprops on cue

Excited that @Malaprops will be carrying some copies of my novel Black Echoes in the coming weeks. Drop by and support a great store. I was able to grab The Nightmare Man by James Markert/J.H. Markert and Dennis Lehane’s latest while I was there. Sley House Publishing @ReaderNw Karen Hough Writes 🤦‍♀️

THE STRANGE should be getting back in stock now. And if you want it signed, you can always request it through @Malaprops.

It’s here. 10 full minutes of Mraz’s malaprops. It’s the 2022 Year of the Buffoon.

Two authors who debuted during the pandemic ARE GETTING AN IN-PERSON BOOK LAUNCH!

This anthology has been such an honor to co-edit with the brilliant Nora Shalaway Carpenter preorder FAULT LINES! and I look forward to celebrating it with her at @Malaprops IN ONE WEEK!

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Eight years ago today, we had one of the greatest malaprops in the history of press conferences.

“I’d like to start out this press conference with a thank-you to John Elway — er, ‘John Elway’ — John Fox.”

We can add 'supply change' to the list of Trumpian malaprops that have spewed from his addled brain.
Here's a pleasant thought: Sometime soon, Trump will be tried, convicted and sentenced. Sometime after that he will be dead. Then he'll rot.
But his malaprops will live forever.

My first virtual book event for THE FAMOUS LADY LOVERS will be 9/20 at 6pm ET for @Malaprops Bookstore! I’m thrilled to be in conversation with historian Michele Mitchell for this talk. Please join us, sign up at the link:
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Asheville NC • I just signed every copy of A HEART THAT WORKS at @Malaprops Book Store. Was delighted to find it displayed next to American Prometheus which I just read & am told has been adapted into a film.

BOOK TOUR BOOK TOUR STOP 3: THE INTERNET, 6 pm EST w/Leah Hampton via @Malaprops!
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Spotted 𝑫𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝑱𝒐𝒚’s book cover poster in Asheville @Malaprops last week; looking forward to seeing him at our hometown bookstore Quail Ridge Books tonight.

Friends in or near Asheville: I'll be there on July 9th reading at @Malaprops (you can also watch virtually if you're not close! Register either way at the link below). I've never been to Asheville, so give me all the things I shouldn't miss!
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Don't mind that sound; it's just me squealing...

@Malaprops Sourcebooks Casablanca

Last stop in the south: Asheville, NC, and was able to re-visit one of my absolute favorite bookstores anywhere @Malaprops So well curated. I read ALISS at least a decade ago and didn’t get on with it, but going to give Fosse another try given recent events and effusive praise.