The new Abbott is good 😂😂

I want that birth video off the timeline expeditiously. just casually scrolling, no warning or nothing!

Time to shake my synthetic wig and shift it to the side. These bills getting too high.

Woke up with the urge to get my hand tattooed and it’s really hard for me to get ideas outta my head.

I’m gonna always give the girls their 10’s.

Hangin W Hellz new episodes will be back this month. I really be locked in 25/8 and had to take some personal time for myself. Still didn’t have too many off days but I’m back where I needed to be creatively.

I used to love when the mens would do the dougie. What an era.

There’s really know reason for me and T-27 Months to be allowed to communicate.

If I have to zoom in on a festival flyer, you’re already doing too much for me.

Idk what people did before phones because if I couldn’t send my friends a chaotic text at 9am who would I be.

Lemme tell you how I woulda fan girled over Kenny G 😂😂

Bringing Down The House & Malibu’s Most Wanted are top tier ridiculous comedies.

my social battery pin delivered, but I'm avoiding going to get it b/c I have to talk to people to pick it up.

Oh who on the PR committee thought this was good 😭

Time to find a meal prep company so I can get my life together 😭

I was excited for them to make a vampire movie about us, and they still managed to make it about them people 😭

*scrolled comments for the recipe* 😂

I think at the next girls trip I’ll present my PowerPoint on why we should all just live on 1 big compound together & call it a day.

I go from let’s heal to let’s be jaded in record time 😂

TikTok turning into qvc for millennials and gen z is crazy