Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee.

The older I get, the more I understand this guy.

Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Coffee in spring is like a warm hug that says, 'you survived winter, now let's tackle allergy season together.'

Five year plan? I just wake up every day and see what the vibes are.

Eid Mubarak to everyone around the world who’s celebrating. May you and your loved ones have a blessed and joyful day. #EidUlFitr

The older I get, the more I understand this guy.

My sleep schedule isn't even a schedule anymore it's a freestyle

May your Sunday be as magical as that first sip of coffee.

Kiss Joey, Marry Chandler and Kill Ross. This is the only right answer.

Humanity did a lot of things wrong but at least we got libraries, museum and coffee shops right.

Life is too short to be mad just say womp womp and move on

It's sad that April 1st is the only day of the year where people actually question validity of the news they read.

I hate how you're born out of no where, forced to go to school and get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck?

Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer selective participation.

Giving someone toxic a second chance is like reheating McDonald's

My toxic trait: I apologize for being distant, then ghost again.

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Addiction of choice: coffee!