Feel like I could literally explode

I really wish platform sandals weren’t back in style. I’m traumatized from my youth wearing those BLOCKS.

My husband and I are giving our daughter the childhood we wish we had. Every day is a great day; the best day, with her.

*goes to bed*

my nostrils:

There’s two types of people in this world. 1. Someone who tells a simple joke, as in a question and then the answer that is the joke. 2. Someone who tells a 500 word story where the punchline is at the end.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

After being involved in vet med for almost 2 years now, my top 6 breeds I would own;
•Border Collies (if I had livestock)
•Pitbulls (I have 2 already)
•Golden retriever (duh)
•shih tzu 🫶🏻
•Great Pyrenees (w/ livestock)
•Japanese chin (adorable) 🥹
That’s just me though

I know I’ve been home too long with Olivia because now she cries if I walk away from her. To do anything. I’m bout to start crawling out of her sight just to get stuff done 😭

Reddit is the place to go for actual personal, thought out, logical answers

Please don’t talk to me mid-bite of food. I’ll wait, just wait, we can wait it out babes. Please, sh sh. I will throw up

I wanna be a stay at home mom 😭😭😭 I’m tired of sending livvie off with people I don’t know. She’s been sick since starting daycare. Shit sucks

Anyone else think about their pets dying and make themselves sad? Okay bye 👋🏼

I’m scared my child is gonna bite other kids when she’s a toddler. Just a weird inkling

Honestly, if you can marry an old wrinkly man and not scream when you feel them cold bony hands creeping on you in the night.. you deserve the money idk.

All I wanna do is hang with my hot ass husband and cute ass child. Forever. Every day all day. Gonna start playing the lottery in hopes we never have to work again and could just travel once a year and do what makes us happy. Ugh

HAVING A BABY IS THE DOPEST SHIT EVER

Already planning my post work cry on the drive home so I can get my bad mood out before seeing baby and hubby.