I’m getting off social media until people stop using the phrase “love language.” My loathe language is how much I despise “love language” and lose respect for anyone who says it.

he is raisin

Please repost! As teachers we are always caring for our students! Let’s remember to take care of ourselves #teachertwitter please repost this tweet, drop your #selfcare list, repost all and sprinkle where you can ❤️🍎

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Jim Imbruglia - SCTV Forever!!! Would marry the first person who made me a pot roast

Seems the goal of the right wing in this country is to get me tired so I’ll give up. I will admit they got me tired, very tired—but I ain’t never giving up.

Ryan Feldman PharmD DABAT Easiest management is to regulate the exotic pet trade.
Signed,
An Invasion Ecologist.

come back when you’re done being an idiot

at this point I wouldn’t risk selling baby spinach in Alabama

Friend was traveling & wanted to visit - I declined because they don’t take Covid precautions. They get home & tell me “omg I’m so sick - it’s a good thing we didn’t visit as this would kill you.” I asked if they considered the other people like me they exposed on travels. A 🧵/1

I miss Pre-Malone

“The heat death of the universe” would beat Nikki Haley by at least 60 points

I feel bad for the guy but they aren’t holding back on Wikipedia #WideRight

I’m sure if Elon Musk hired more diverse people he’d get to Mars pretty quickly. Not necessarily with oxygen, but still super fast.

it’s really weird watching Billy Corgan turn into Mike Ditka

This is why Reddit could never be an alternative to Twitter: I got banned from a coin subreddit for saying I would destroy a Ku Klux Klan token rather than keep it in the private collecting pipeline if the National Museum of African American History didn’t want it.

I admit the Montana State Tourism Board’s rejection of the slogan “I Like Big Buttes” in favor of “Beauty McButteface” has me more than a little flummoxed

cannot imagine why companies might be reluctant to advertise on Elon’s hellsite

the same people who claim they “do their own research” only use half the books

I’d feel guilty not sharing Pablo Leira’s music, I can’t believe I’m only his 34th subscriber on Youtube Music, should be a million times that many music.youtube.com/watch?v=0O0e0D…

My daughter was once one of these kids. Cancer sucks at any age, but having it in the middle of your teenage years is immensely cruel. Please do what you can, even just repost Cris’s tweet