Classy, Rt Hon Nadine Dorries, real classy.

RIP Michael Parkinson. I was production assistant on Desert Island Discs during some of his tenure - not the happiest gig he ever had - but I do remember standing in the Yorkshire Grey with him and Barry Cryer and feeling proper “showbiz!!!” Good men both.

How drunk do you have to be to watch a soccer match from months ago and think it is a live match featuring different players? It seems the answer is Barnaby Joyce level drunk. Our former DPM. Makes you proud.

As much as I am enjoying the revolving indictments against the fascist Orange Monkey, I won't feel I can really let loose and cheer until our own criminal fuckwit, the liar Not ScoMo, is charged. How is this crook still seeing daylight?

I must admit that every time I see one of the Trump boys bullshitting on the internet I worry that, somewhere, a children's cancer charity is going unrobbed.

So Linda Reynolds appears to be a perfect example of - I think - Maya Angelou's dictum: Ïf someone shows ÿou who they are, believe them.'

So Angus Taylor MP mewls that Labor is 'secretive.' Like you weren't, Gus, when you hid the report saying energy prices would rise, just before the election. Like your boss, the liar Not ScoMo, wasn't when he became Billy 5 Jobs?

You're as talented as you are honest, Gus

Tories, the world over. Bastards to a man and woman. A complete overlapping set.

'Not me', not my fault' says the liar Not ScoMo. Ï don't remember, nothing to do with me' says Evil Spud. Cos Liberals. Cos utter turds.

Lying, disgraced, sack of shit Not ScoMo complains that he is the victim (of course) of a political witchunt. Sadly, like a three week dead fish shoved down the back of a couch in a hothouse, we can recognise his funk a mile away. Walls closing in , Scotty. #NACC

Good morning Rishi Sunak. All those house you're going to build in London. Will that be before or after you build the 40 hospitals you promised. Rishi? Rishi? Is that before or... Rishi? Where's he gone???

You've got to simply admire the fucking rind on Senator The Hon. Bridget McKenzie. She is the poster gal for rorts and corruption but still makes up evidence-free bullshit about Dan Andrews. A charmless nerk if ever there was one.

So, is this right? 25 year old Baroness Jones is fine to sit for life in HOL as part of government but a super injunction prevents any discussion about how this is allowed or who her father might be?

New topic: how’s Boris Johnson doing these days?

Kathryn Campbell deserves to be stood down - she is incompetent, at best, and, likely, far worse - but she cannot be punished alone. The disgraced liar Not ScoMo is the architect of Robodebt. Tudge, Porter, Robert yucked it up. They need to face criminal charges.

The self-professed 'Toryboy' advocating slavery. Tories gotta Tory.

He needs no advice from me but Dan Andrews would do well to ignore the rabble of RWFW's currently frothing at the gob because he, rightly, pulled the plug on the terminally ill CG. Had he gone ahead and spent $7 B, they would have blown the same fuses they're blowing now.

Says all you need to know about the pitiful liar Not ScoMo and his criminal administration: post-Gonski, twice as much funding given to private schools - the next gen LNP leaders - than public schools. Bastards to a man and woman.

Right thinking folks back in UK have long shunned the POS that is The Sun. Like every single worldwide outlet owned by Murdoch, it is the enemy of people. He hates everyone - absolutely everyone.

If the liar Not ScoMo, Robert, Porter and the rest of the Robodebt pondlife become the focus of civil action by their victims, does the taxpayer stump up for their defence?

It can only be factional reasons that prevents Evil Spud from sacking the disgraced Not ScoMo and his fellow band of religious bigots. Even that dullard can see Morrison is a crook and a thug. Is the grip of the Xtian extremists that strong?