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Matt Thomas

@MattThomas1405

Reading the instructions is a sign of failure...Carlton tragic. sometime cyclist. recovering golfer.. RTs seldom an endorsement . views my own.

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calendar_today16-01-2012 09:25:42

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I’m no expert
But it seems to me that if you’ve picked the ethnicity/religion you desperately want a perp to be, in advance of the facts, then you have some serious issues and are Grade-A berk

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Even the tigers getting skittled by WCE hasn’t lifted the mood
Great weekend with family and friends. Shit weekend of footy

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Me, booking a hotel in Nice
“Do we want a view of the Med”
Wife “the what”
M “the Med.. the Mediterranean”

W silence accompanied by a ‘don’t be a wanker’ look

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Nightmare scenario would be the rapture forecast to be coming on bin night

Put them out and risk them staying out for eternity (I guess we will be judged anyway but let’s not add to the shame)

Or leave them in a risk running out of room in the green bin if it’s a hoax

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If it’s not lazy and ill informed then why go to all this trouble explaining how lazy and ill informed it was
“Largely agreed” cite the data Professor
“If polled” it wasn’t polled🙄
Almost certainly (based on my hunch)
Finish with Walking back “all” to most
🤷‍♂️

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Hang it in the corridor so the players can all touch it as the run into the ground for the next game

Clear eyes
Full hearts
Fuck you jordan you idiot

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