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@MatthewKBegbie

visiting if not in hell 📍
writer/ playwright/ secret third thing
formerly: @gossipgirl #schmigadoon
currently: @elsbethcbs

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calendar_today07-05-2011 19:29:16

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What are the odds that Marty Scorsese's schnauzer 'Desmond' is named after Norma Desmond?

Pretty good, right?

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My hobbies used to be playing instruments and taking bike rides and now they're ... *checks notes* ... making bone broth and taking little walks around my neighborhood so I don't kill myself?

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I watched Titane last night and I’m disappointed that all of you warned me about the car sex and the pregnancy horror but not the DANCING FIREMEN?

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Please do not text me for the next 3 minutes and 59 seconds.

Mitski’s Two Slow Dancers just came on shuffle and I need to stare at the floor and think about my life.

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Martini in hand.
Chicken in oven.
Soup on the stove.
About 75 candles lit.

No one is better at being lonely than I am! No one!

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Okay bad news? We're doubling our subscription price.
But the good news? All your favorite shows are cancelled!

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