Behind every Indian smile is a loving soul and ruthless business instincts! 😅  I hope this guy doesn’t lose his gas station 😂

#indian #entrepreneur #standupcomedy

Be proud of where you’re from, even if it’s from the hilariously/accurately named Chino Hills 😂

#dating #single #standupcomedy

Indians know how to turn up the heat on the stove and in the bedroom... and that's how you get 1.5 billion people

#indian #love #standupcomedy

A trip to Dubai turns into an action movie, but just like any good film everything is gonna turn out just fine.

#dubai #standupcomedy #storm

With over a billion people at least one was going to slip🤣 that’s how good my comedy is.

#indian #standupcomedy #romance

Usually playing the dumb foreigner just gets you out of a bill, not a wife and lifetime of happiness. Well played, German consulate.

#german #persian #standupcomedy

The only thing higher than interest rates is his friend sitting next to him 🤣

#realestate #crowdwork #standupcomedy

She must really love him to spring for a babysitter and spare him more time with the in-laws. Wife of the Year!

#parents #married #standupcomedy

Appreciating the wonderful Italian/Persian combo: Where the love is as strong as the espresso and as colorful as the saffron.

#italian #persian #standupcomedy

He has enough bandwidth for his computer chips but when it comes to Valentine's Day he's all out of memory 😂  
Please note, love is like coding: it's a language that requires constant updates to stay compatible!

#love #valentinesday #standupcomedy

Lovely move proposing on Valentine's Day: every anniversary is guaranteed to be romantic and he'll always remember the day!

#valentinesday #fiancee #standupcomedy

Two cultures, one friendship. We're bonded by laughter, love, and samosas! 🥟❤️ Shout out to my Indian friends from yours truly, the Sultan of Sass!

#indian #persian #standupcomedy #hilarious

The first recorded sign language was over 2000 years ago and we couldn't figure out how to make Farsi a little nicer since then? 😂😂🤣

#signlanguage #farsi #standupcomedy

My front row can be a runway with the amount of fashion brands represented.

#dolceandgabbana #fashion #standupcomedy

Shout out to my Eskimo brother! Man is living the icy highlife with a pet penguin 🤣

#alaska #eskimo #standupcomedy

My guy, what an open-minded, great Arab man you are. Welcome to the land of the free, home of the brave. You definitely have embraced both, if you ever decided to compromise you can settle on a thong AND a hijab 😉

#openminded #crowdowrk #standupcomedy

Behind every stoic expression is a dazzling smile waiting to see some sun. When you go to my shows prepare for Supernova!

#smile #crowdwork #standupcomedy

When your British friend thinks he's an Aston Martin but he's more like a Mini Cooper 🤣

#british #tsa #standupcomedy #fyp

If they try to deport my audience the real estate market will tank! 😂😂😅 I got your back... unless you show up late!

#fashionablylate #standupcomedy #comedy

Worst odds are Vegas slots and baggage claim with Air Canada. It might seem like a good idea at first, but both will leave you with nothing but the clothes you got on!

I travel with many different airlines, but Air Canada is the only one where the turbulence follows me off the…