Friends of Amstel, we’ll be there no matter what

POV: The perfect Uber ride

Me: Morning, how are you?
Driver: I’m good, how are you?
Me: No complaints
Driver:
Me:
Driver:
Me:
…

Driver: Have a nice day
Me: Thank you, you too

nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love icl

Roman could have been half way across the world last night watching that and he’d still been at the training ground first thing in the morning to sack him without hesitation or any thought to the balance sheet.

real talk, hes gonna SHIT on Neymar's legacy.

We are LIVE!!🥺🔥🔥 are you guys tuned in? 😭🤌🏽 this isn’t something to miss out on !🥹🔥🤩 #BETQueendom

SONG OF THE YEAR

Lee Khuzwayo could even be on this flight and I would still scream if I saw a wheel fly off 😭

Nicolas Jackson its time to go back to Senegal

My team doesn’t have a striker yho ah

Ah nah Jackson I need you shipped back to the depths of Senegal, shlama senja yho

Mxm bro what? It’s over before the game even starts

Racism aside, what a city!

Yho Poch you’ll pay for your sins rha

Nix Mapha? Nah Mellow and Sleazy will forever be famous wow😭

Ha😭😭😭

Leverkusen refuses to lose this szn😭

Eh these Atalanta fans are deep😭

Masala got taken off after dropping another terrible performance in one of the most important games of Liverpool’s season 🤨 #noticing

Atalanta just needs one goal