The older I get, the less I find myself tempted by twinks, and the more I find myself enticed by “he looks like he shows up to things on time”

I didn’t think today was the day for OJ Simpson jokes.

I might take a stab at a few tomorrow

Truly a sick society. The eclipse was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I'll cherish the memory for the rest of my life.

Thanks to our wildly generous neighbors, I finally got my hands on some morels!

Using what we had on hand, & around the yard, I put together a foraged feast: ramp & potato mousseline stuffed morels. Fried in butter & glazed with cognac & duck broth.

A perfect spring dish 🍽️

Thanks to our wildly generous neighbors, I finally got my hands on some morels!

Using what we had on hand, & around the yard, I put together a foraged feast: ramp & potato mousseline stuffed morels. Fried in butter & glazed with cognac & duck broth.

A perfect spring dish 🍽️

The universe loves to torment me.

My next door neighbor was mowing his yard and stumbled upon a morel patch.

Now I just need those little tiny spores to travel over to our yard 😭

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This photo from the Eclipse is funnier when you realize that the pyramid is a Bass Pro Shop 🎣

Rural gays 🤝 eclipse fans

Travelling unreasonably far for the chance to see a hole for four minutes

A truly magical birthday weekend.

Amazing food. Amazing hiking. Amazing celestial events.

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

Fast walkers have higher IQ and larger brains than slow walkers.

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The most exciting thing to happen in a while happened today.

A member of our monthly dinner group had their postcard selected for dinner at The Lost Kitchen.

Which means I’m going to The Lost Kitchen this summer 😭

Sorry to spoil the eclipse for y'all, but Bella chooses Edward.

Be a lot cooler if you did

If 'nope' was a short film.

When are we going to find out AEP has been bribing members of PUCO?

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