Accidentally participated in “take his kids to work” day at the office

just realized that i’ve been sharing my contact card with people i meet, coworkers, managers etc. and this is what i have it saved as:

Potatoes officially planted 🥔 - 12 Yukon golds, and 6 Cobblers. A new crop for us that could produce 50-100 pounds of potatoes in all!

Also updated our squirrel defense system 🐿️ 🐍

and y'all continue to support her???

I’ve been a Taylor fan since 2006, so this is tough: I don’t think this is a good album. It feels like she internalized “more words = art” post-folklore. A 31-track album that boldly asks: what if there are two good songs on the front half?

Enough time has passed

Florence ate her up SO easily omg she set herself up sorry

You’re not a Tortured Poet. You’re a 32-year old gay male with no hobbies who works in Comms

I get on this app to do two things

75 degrees tomorrow? Guess I’ll be sucking dick in the park

I feel bad for people that didn’t get to experience this in their teen years because they missed something very important during their formative years

I didn’t think today was the day for OJ Simpson jokes.

I might take a stab at a few tomorrow

Truly a sick society. The eclipse was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. I'll cherish the memory for the rest of my life.

Thanks to our wildly generous neighbors, I finally got my hands on some morels!

Using what we had on hand, & around the yard, I put together a foraged feast: ramp & potato mousseline stuffed morels. Fried in butter & glazed with cognac & duck broth.

A perfect spring dish 🍽️

Thanks to our wildly generous neighbors, I finally got my hands on some morels!

Using what we had on hand, & around the yard, I put together a foraged feast: ramp & potato mousseline stuffed morels. Fried in butter & glazed with cognac & duck broth.

A perfect spring dish 🍽️

The universe loves to torment me.

My next door neighbor was mowing his yard and stumbled upon a morel patch.

Now I just need those little tiny spores to travel over to our yard 😭

Blood Meridian-ass headline

This photo from the Eclipse is funnier when you realize that the pyramid is a Bass Pro Shop 🎣