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Jesse McLaren

@McJesse

Board Certified Comedy Writer.
Didn't pay for Twitter Blue, just cursed.

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calendar_today31-03-2009 01:38:38

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Watching Ian Abramson’s comedy special “The Heist”. Ian’s a genius and you can tell from this screengrab he’s not afraid to speak THE TRUTH.

Watching @ianabramson’s comedy special “The Heist”. Ian’s a genius and you can tell from this screengrab he’s not afraid to speak THE TRUTH.
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It just never sat right with me that all those Jedi got taken out by a bunch of clones going pewpew for a few seconds.

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SHOUT OUT to WEED for being AMAZING for EVERYONE except ME because when I TRY IT my THOUGHTS become HORRIFYING.

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SHOUT OUT to WEED for being AMAZING for EVERYONE except ME because when I TRY IT my THOUGHTS become HORRIFYING.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Here’s my updated contact info if anyone is looking to hire a WGA award-winning writer/producer who will make your show funnier, smarter, and cooler 😎

🌐 hebennigatu.com
⏰ tiktok.com/@hebennigatu
📸 instagram.com/hebennigatu
📧 [email protected] & [email protected]

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Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.

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Sublime and No Doubt are touring, there are OJ jokes on Weekend Update, everyone is loving Conan. Kids, this is what 1995 was like.

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