To start the weekend off right my boyfriend and I have just spent half an hour using a vibrating tool on each other 😏

(it was a deep tissue massage gun, we’ve both got backache…)

I would pay very good money to watch Dr Moore try this with a seasoned British A&E sister.

Regret rate for knee replacement surgery: About 30%

Regret rate for marriage: Over 40%

Regret rate for chemotherapy: About 13%

Regret rate for cosmetic surgery: About 80%

Regret rate for having children: 8%

Regret rate for gender affirming surgery: Less than 1%

did a big run from east to south London to see the boy and have arrived to this absolute feast, gosh I’m so in love

Just had to wait TWELVE (12) minutes for a tube so I think I might just go home and sulk???

And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a

My tea’s gone cold I’m wondering why…

me hearing some gossip across the dept

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

or maybe they use they/them because they're a swarm of bees

I presume Ralph Fiennes keeps all his valuables in a salph.

Five year plan? I just wake up every day and see what the vibes are.

Flatmate just told me he’s “dabbling with coding” and for a hot minute I thought I was about to deal with his opiate problem.

If you see this qrt with a photo where you felt pretty

Fuck off Temu!

back on me doing a big run home from work game heyoooo ✌️