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Melissa Matrese

@MelliBitch

We have #bucketofsquirrels and now #BitchofRaptors
#TYTLive
Delilah's mom💜

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calendar_today19-03-2009 02:58:43

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Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts
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Hey John Iadarola Brett Erlich ⬆️ I don't know how else to reach you. I sent you both a DM with some very sad news about a member of the community. It would mean a lot of you would check it when you can. Thanks.❤️

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Brett Erlich ⬆️(@bretterlich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What if Fox News is just a Deep State conspiracy to get boomers so stressed out they drop dead and don’t bankrupt social security?

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AntifaPuddin’Pop™(@Andie00471) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had an abortion in 2000.

I had spent 18 mo trying to get pregnant. I was so excited to be a mom!

Two months in, I was sitting in the living room and I felt a gush of blood. I called the Dr. He said to stay calm and wait and see.

Soon it wasn't just watery blood. It was clots…

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Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 5 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 5 free gifts, valued at $59.39
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shan ⚰️(@livingdeadwax) 's Twitter Profile Photo

fall out boy tour starting in pride month and night one theyre live debuting a song titled gay is not a synonym for shitty ,,, need I say more?

fall out boy tour starting in pride month and night one theyre live debuting a song titled gay is not a synonym for shitty ,,, need I say more?
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LanaQuest aka RosaSparks(@LqLana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Greg Abbott has increased access to guns. Happily abolished the permit requirement to carry guns and lowered the age from 21 to 18.

Texas has no waiting period to purchase a firearm and no worries, you don’t even need a license or training. Oh wait and you can carry your newly…

Greg Abbott has increased access to guns. Happily abolished the permit requirement to carry guns and lowered the age from 21 to 18. Texas has no waiting period to purchase a firearm and no worries, you don’t even need a license or training. Oh wait and you can carry your newly…
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Molly Rogers(@JollyMollyRedux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AskAubry 🦝 The doctor wanted to make sure the wife wouldn’t be too knocked out from meds to care for her husband. Because he matters.

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Christina O’ ☘️ AskAubry 🦝 I have to get those every year. My regular doctor was off for mine last year and had a dude who told me I’d feel some pressure. I asked him if I could hole punch his balls and see if all he felt was some pressure.

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Christina O’ ☘️(@Irishroots115) 's Twitter Profile Photo

AskAubry 🦝 Had a uterine biopsy done yesterday. Was told by my male gyn “you have a high pain threshold” 😐 as I was about to pass out

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AskAubry 🦝(@ask_aubry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wondering if this was true so I asked my husband what he got prescribed when he had his wisdom teeth taken out and he said Percocet. I was told to take 800 mg as needed. Same dentist and mine was impacted. Damn.

Wondering if this was true so I asked my husband what he got prescribed when he had his wisdom teeth taken out and he said Percocet. I was told to take 800 mg as needed. Same dentist and mine was impacted. Damn.
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I guess getting sick twice before we had these available pretty crappy (I was on oxygen for days), the second was right after brain surgery.

Still, will one company have the guts to tell me answer me?

People aren't getting them b/c they heard all of these stories, I get nothing

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