i dont believe i have the mental capacity to rewatch Neon Genesis Evangelion for another mental reset

If the girl is flexible i will be the one doing the folding to her every whim tbh

'i am unbelievably liquid'

started booking a flight to new york and my nose started bleeding. if its a sign God, please tell me

yes i admit i like girls with shark fin noses

He dared to fly too near the sun, and so was punished

i can feel when i get too sad that my brain clicks over to a different mode to compensate

There is a way i can attempt to get aquicred savant syndrome. the hoky crowbar ... or

idk what to do anymore. i am questioning my motivation and without my motivation i am lost

My disinterest in everything grows while i attempt to distract myself

your rise to power will be written in history books as blank pages, for you have always been nothing, and so i shall personally ensure that fact remains a constant.

OVERLORD IS ON NETFLIX NOW TOO!? i cant trash talk netflix anime anymore

in the future, i think people will make fun of the 'aggressive' designs of cars and how many lights they have on them

eating a bologna sandwich. i apologize for my outburst

feelin like rick Sanchez in this shoneys rn

im not a loverboy im a love machine

need me a goblina gal

why is twitter putting so many women on my timeline. im sober. stop it. let me refocus myself

save me elven mage

i need an elf in my life