heading to Raleigh - sound off in the chat with your research triangle bbq recs. some place with also very cold beer pls thx

houses are like birthday party cupcakes: you should absolutely get a second, but not until everyone else gets their first

This is a Warren Zevon lyric

if you don't think this country has a serious, serious healthcare problem, keep in mind i have a *medical degree* and still bought these

just losing it over Seattle's fireworks display, the Space Needle absolutely obliterated by fog and smoke. hell yes to omens of all degrees of foreboding

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:

Everyone have a great time on here tonight. You've earned it!

i have writ you a haiku:

life can be so hard.
when it is, please remember
cheese and potatoes.

I'm giving myself one hour to be happy before I remember everything else.

First my daughter is born and now this. Let's go, Rangers.