The Blue Jays now have the third worse offense in #MLB and are only ahead of two franchises that are trying to lose so they can move to another city. #BlueJays

I’ll bet you ten million dollars it’s wrong.

At what point do the Blue Jays accept that their offense is terrible and do SOMETHING? What exactly does a hitting coach have to do to be held accountable?

Who?

BREAKING: The #BlueJays can’t hit.

Mushrooms are objectively delicious. You sauté them, life is good.

How embarrassing that the #BlueJays still have Vogelbach on the team.

After yesterday’s offensive “explosion” the Guillermo / Mattingly Blue Jays are back. #BlueJays

Why did students at #Columbia never do huge protests over human rights abuses by China? Iran? Myanmar? Yemen? Sudan?

The #BlueJays RBI leaders are a 40 year old they got mainly because no one else wanted him and a B prospect kid they have no faith in and wouldn’t let play long after it was getting a bit ridiculous.

Now there are ads on Twitter you can’t block.

Watching Dune 2. It’s fantastic.

The #BlueJays only struggle against two types of pitchers:

- Right handed pitchers
- Left handed pitchers

As long as they’re replaced, I don’t care if the replacements are Beavis and Butt-Head.

The #BlueJays are now the fourth worst offense in the major leagues, ahead of only three franchises that doesn’t even pretend to try to win - the A’s, White Sox, and Marlins.

Guillermo Martinez and Don Mattingly must be fired.

It would be funny but also brave for the Maple Leafs to fire the head coach right now, in the middle of a playoff series. Why not? #NHL

Post things that score more than the #BlueJays

When the #BlueJays fired Charlie Montoyo the team was 44-41, in a wild card position, and not remotely this brutal.

The manager is not the issue.

Blue Jays are 0-35 since the 2023 All-Star break when trailing by 3 or more runs.

They are MLB's only winless team in that span

3 for 31.

Why is Guillermo Martinez still the hitting coach?

#BlueJays