All I can say is thank God Joe Biden is president and not Donald Trump.

Who is with me?! 🖐️

And the asshole has been arrested! Bravo!

I need a little 'atta boy'. My freeloader kids didn't give a shit, but I walked the length of my block and back with just my back brace on. Third day after major invasive back surgery. Yes, I guess I'm pandering. I'd just like someone to be proud of me, once, and not have to ask.

hey, remember when Jared Kushner brought lasting peace to the Middle East? me neither

Speaker Johnson: You now have all the political cover you need to pass the aid bill for Israel and Ukraine. Bring it to the House floor immediately.

Sooner or later these superstitious idiot arguing over religion are going to get us all killed.

YES or NO

Do you continue to support these brave soldiers and Ukraine?

⚡️🇳🇱Dutch military instructors see off 🇺🇦Ukrainian soldiers after the training

Fox News
Did to our parents

What our parents
Were afraid

Video games
Would do to us.

—Stephen King

NEVER forget these warriors who sacrificed and they are still sacrificing for Ukraine and for their freedom!

RiP 🕯️ Heroes forever ❤️🇺🇦

So, a MAGA just told me that if I don’t like it here (in America) — I can always go back to my country.

Should I tell him?

(I’m Indigenous American btw.)

Islam, judaism, and christianity all stem from the same religion, and all have similar rules.

If you want these rules imposed on you and the ones you love, then vote republican.

MJ: What’s causing all this traffic?

Aide: A drunk driver hit a tree up ahead.

MJ: There should be a law against driving under the influence.

Aide: There is, sir.

MJ: Well, I’d better draft a second one to be sure.

Who agrees with Robert Redford? 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽

#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #DemVoice1

I HAD A WHOLE TWEET READY… about the stupidity of right-wing media.

Then realized, I could never say it better than John Cleese.

My baby is gone. Came home from work and found her on the bed.

Don’t stop believing in Ukraine 🇺🇦
Don’t stop supporting Ukraine 🇺🇦
Ukrainian victory is coming 🇺🇦

A father takes responsibility for his two delinquent kids and forces them to return the stuff they stole from a grocery store and makes them apologize. This is how it's done.