Smear campaign. This will be one of the biggest corruption cases in decades, once it’s cracked open.

And he claims Reform UK isn’t far right.

Halcyon Days in British politics.

You may have noticed.

March was very wet.

Here’s some numbers around the wetness.

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England saw around one and a half times normal rainfall, following a February which had over twice average amounts of rain.

It was the 9th successive wet month.

I read that as a pair of Tory sandals.

But no. Scandals.

That's the Deep State for you.

These Iseki cut and collect machines are fantastic, for anyone managing urban grasslands for nature. #Poundburynatureproject

Richard Tice sold 'a valuable Florida property' to a Panamanian offshore company, with holdings in his family's very wealthy property development business, for $10. He claims to have had 'nothing to do' with the Panamanian company.

I mean why doesn't he just join the Tories?

Lowest CON % ever recorded in 45 years of Ipsos polling, a record last broken in the previous poll.

Oh go on then, let's have another byelection.

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Gareth Hales of the Plymouth/Exclusive Brethren Damian Hastie

Pleased to see our taxes are being used for the common good.

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Shapps: 'who can honestly say, they haven't, at one time or another, got a dog drunk? We've all done it.'

Tory MP gets dog drunk. Allegedly.

Satire dies again.

Pork and cheese flavour.

this is utterly bizarre. James Daly is incapable/unwilling to state what allegations he has made about Rayner, to the police. He blusters, complains Bryant is shouting, but won't answer the most basic question - what has he alleged? Is he worried he's going to get sued for libel?

Dorset Council has 43 Conservative councillors, who were elected as Conservative Party councillors in 2019.

This year, 81 Tory candidates are standing for Dorset Council; 77 now describe themselves as 'Local Conservatives', while four are standing for 'The Conservative Party.'