The skies are blue over here ☺️

Every time I answer my phone I regret it.

I rarely ask for help because I like to figure things out myself.

The result is when I finally do ask, it’s because the problem is so complex or obscure that *no one* can solve it.

No.

Imma need y’all to stop shooting down the UFOs before they can pick me up.

Alexa, play “Earth is ghetto.”

Ran into my first 4000 character tweet in the wild, and I can say, with complete confidence, I’m not gonna read all that.

Not sure if/when I’ll leave the bird site, but just in case, you can find me on the elephant site, among others:

🐘 front-end.social/@mina
🎮 MinaMarkham#8563
🧁 mina.codes

You can find my tweets archived at tweets.mina.codes

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

Sometimes I wonder if my expectations are misaligned, or if everything is indeed bullshit.

I’m leaning towards the latter.

You ever wanted to fight JavaScript?

Of course I’m going.

All I’m saying is, the Oscars try to play Angela like the Grammys keep playing Beyoncé, it’s on sight.

I’ve watched every season of Grey’s Anatomy. I would now like to be called Dr. Mina.