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Miranda Keeling

@MirandaKeeling

Author. Actor. Observer of everyday life. Buy my book: https://t.co/NffTowbtAo

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I do miss my old feed.
Feels like I’m not seeing so many of you and am just swamped with ‘X’ nonsense now.

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A woman sleeps on the tube. Her head rests inside the soft hood of her quilted white coat, her hands in her lap. I look at them, confused by what is different - then I realise that her little fingers are the same length as her ring fingers. There is something beautiful about it.

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A woman is using tongs to choose dried dates from a container in a shop. The shop owner moves the lid into a better position to make it easier.
Woman: Oh, thank you.
Man: Sure. The government makes our lives harder in every way, so we might as well make things easier when we can.

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Man in a shop: How’s Clifford?
Woman: He’s alright. He just has to look inside his brain to remember certain things.
Man: We all do.

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Woman on the steps at the train station (talking to her Seeing Eye dog): Slowly down here Jasper. That’s it my love, perfect.

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Woman preaching outside a train station: Jesus is knocking at your door. He is outside your door. Where is your door?
Man: He was just knocking on it apparently.

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Rain causes the trees’ thinner branches to sag, and crisscrosses the train’s window panes with water lines. A woman eats crisps with a repeated rustling crunch, from a huge bag resting on her fold-down table.

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Different types of farming vehicles are parked in neat rows in a field near Milton Keynes, like a children’s book illustration.

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Trees appear to run past this moving train. The sky so grey that the world also appears to fall away behind them, into nothingness.

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A woman in a cafe orders a green smoothie and a slice of chocolate cake. The cafe owner nods approval of this all-bases-covered breakfast.

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Woman in a cafe looking at the heart drawn in her coffee: Shame to put a lid on.
Barista: It’s okay. We both know it’s there.
Woman: We do.

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The big things: Hey! Look at me!
Me: You are too much. I just can’t process you.
The little things: Hello. No need to respond, I’m just here.
Me: Phew. Hi.

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Man on the bus: How was your holiday?
Woman: Oh my God that bloody rooster I would have killed it with my bare hands.

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