My car manual should count towards my goodreads goal. What a slog

Is there a midnight laundry club?

Oh fu- I have a twitter account?!

Anyone actually like Goofy or am I alone in hating that creep?

WHY IS TWITTER X NOW

📚 Hosting a giveaway! ✨

I'd like to give away my spare copy of Mark Cushen's Little White Hands along with some bookish goodies!

Just like & RT to enter & I'll draw a winner randomly July 31st.

Can I just go back to eating pretty crossaints

This is why everyone hates us smh

Dominos, how far do you think I'm willing to travel for a BOGOF pizza?

BBC look north wanted to my opinion on current politics, but I declined as I was unable to politely express my desire for the next Tory christmas party to be on the Oceangate Sub.

Microwave mug cakes are absolutely vile.

For 20 years I've never touched seafood. Terrified of the stuff.

Today i had a tiny bite of fried shrimp.

Big steps.

Ew. Just ew.

BRUH

Out of office on all fronts 💜

Ngl I forgot how elite Lego racers was in 1999

Im thinking he had a point