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The Minstrel of Horror believes there is Joy in all things horror, offers Sage Advice, Tanka Reviews and off kilter Horror Movie Reviews!

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Personally, I like my Satanic cults to be less cluttered. The sacrifice should be in the middle, the minions surrounding, and the candles around the outside. Alternating candles and followers in rings works, but to have them all mixed together is just unorganized!

Personally, I like my Satanic cults to be less cluttered. The sacrifice should be in the middle, the minions surrounding, and the candles around the outside. Alternating candles and followers in rings works, but to have them all mixed together is just unorganized!
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Re-Watching Audrey Rose (1977)! A man attempts to convince a couple that their daughter who is suffering violent outbursts is because she is actually his daughter reincarnated, and struggling with self-identification! What is really affecting the young girl?

Re-Watching Audrey Rose (1977)! A man attempts to convince a couple that their daughter who is suffering violent outbursts is because she is actually his daughter reincarnated, and struggling with self-identification! What is really affecting the young girl?
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Warlock must find runestones to appease his lord,
Grants owners wishes, gets stones as a reward,
Druids train teens to fight the witch,
Little time to train is a glitch,
Must stop Satan's return with its demon horde!

Warlock must find runestones to appease his lord, Grants owners wishes, gets stones as a reward, Druids train teens to fight the witch, Little time to train is a glitch, Must stop Satan's return with its demon horde! #Horror #horrorfam #Warlock #witch #satan #runes #magic #evil
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Re-Watching Hillside Cannibals (2006)! A group of teens on a spelunking adventure, have a fatal run in with cave dwelling inbred cannibals! A woman is taken into their cave & witnesses first hand the viciousness of the grunt & point, alpha-cannibal led tribe! Will any survive?

Re-Watching Hillside Cannibals (2006)! A group of teens on a spelunking adventure, have a fatal run in with cave dwelling inbred cannibals! A woman is taken into their cave & witnesses first hand the viciousness of the grunt & point, alpha-cannibal led tribe! Will any survive?
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Re-Watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)! Uptight love, and suppressed emotions surround a woman and her four sisters, as they try to balance their outdated duty to find a wealthy husband while protecting family & country from an ever growing zombie threat!

Re-Watching Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)! Uptight love, and suppressed emotions surround a woman and her four sisters, as they try to balance their outdated duty to find a wealthy husband while protecting family & country from an ever growing zombie threat!
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Nothing would be worse that being lost at sea & having a pale knife wielding visage appear outside every porthole! Which is likely why Haddonfield or any posh private schools are not a stop for any Carnival Cruises!

Nothing would be worse that being lost at sea & having a pale knife wielding visage appear outside every porthole! Which is likely why Haddonfield or any posh private schools are not a stop for any Carnival Cruises! #horror #haddonfield #cruise #ship #tour #michaelmyers #porthole
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Re-Watching Killers From Space (1954)? After a Nuclear Bomb test, & a plane crash, a Scientist returns with a strange surgical scar on his chest. Seems he was kidnapped by wide eyed aliens & hypnotized into getting them some information they need to begin their conquest of Earth!

Re-Watching Killers From Space (1954)? After a Nuclear Bomb test, & a plane crash, a Scientist returns with a strange surgical scar on his chest. Seems he was kidnapped by wide eyed aliens & hypnotized into getting them some information they need to begin their conquest of Earth!
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Not to be anti-social, but the best way to keep human trespassers out of your corn is with human scarecrows...but what to call them? Scarepeople?Scarefolks? Scarecorpses? Regardless, it's best to string them up while living, humans would likely ignore them unless they scream...

Not to be anti-social, but the best way to keep human trespassers out of your corn is with human scarecrows...but what to call them? Scarepeople?Scarefolks? Scarecorpses? Regardless, it's best to string them up while living, humans would likely ignore them unless they scream...
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Re-Watching The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)! A chemical company hires an anthropologist to go to Haiti to Identify & bring back a drug that appears to make Zombies! Facing Corrupt Government Officials, Voodoo Shaman, he must locate the drug & save those willing to help him!

Re-Watching The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)! A chemical company hires an anthropologist to go to Haiti to Identify & bring back a drug that appears to make Zombies! Facing Corrupt Government Officials, Voodoo Shaman, he must locate the drug & save those willing to help him!
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A teenage dancer discovers an evil antique mirror at an orphanage. She falls under its power as it protects her from her evil step-sister & a Doctor scheme to rob her of her inheritance by making her seem crazy! Can she shake the influence of Mirror Mirror II: Raven Dance (1994)!

A teenage dancer discovers an evil antique mirror at an orphanage. She falls under its power as it protects her from her evil step-sister & a Doctor scheme to rob her of her inheritance by making her seem crazy! Can she shake the influence of Mirror Mirror II: Raven Dance (1994)!
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Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971)

If our trash & waste could become sentient & start a fight, we'd change are polluted ways...or would we think of it as a challenge?

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#ShamelessSelfpromoSaturday Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (1971) If our trash & waste could become sentient & start a fight, we'd change are polluted ways...or would we think of it as a challenge? minstrelofhorror.com/horror-review/… #Horror #horrorfam #vision #kaiju #godzilla #pollution #hedorah
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Re-Watching AVP: Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem (2007)! After picking up their fallen comrade, their ship crashes is a small town in Colorado, where a hybrid Pred-Alien bursts from the Corpse! In the wreckage alien face-huggers escape. Soon a master Predator gets called to the hunt!

Re-Watching AVP: Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem (2007)! After picking up their fallen comrade, their ship crashes is a small town in Colorado, where a hybrid Pred-Alien bursts from the Corpse! In the wreckage alien face-huggers escape. Soon a master Predator gets called to the hunt!
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Re-Watching AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)! An ancient pyramid is found deep under the ice in Antarctica! A Rich Tycoon puts a team together to investigate & find themselves in an intergalactic training center for alien hunters wishing to kill the most dangerous of alien beasts!

Re-Watching AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)! An ancient pyramid is found deep under the ice in Antarctica! A Rich Tycoon puts a team together to investigate & find themselves in an intergalactic training center for alien hunters wishing to kill the most dangerous of alien beasts!
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Be careful when around people that start staring into space, start drooling, snarling, followed by snapping bones and screaming...they could be changing! Of course they could just be creeps, so be careful regardless!

Be careful when around people that start staring into space, start drooling, snarling, followed by snapping bones and screaming...they could be changing! Of course they could just be creeps, so be careful regardless! #horror #lycan #werewolf #change #spasm #shapeshift
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Re-Watching The Predator (2018)! A Sniper witnesses an alien ship crash & sends some parts home, which his son claims. The alien is captured by a shadow agency, but escapes as a rival second Alien appears! The Sniper & some crazy soldiers race to the alien gear to save his son!

Re-Watching The Predator (2018)! A Sniper witnesses an alien ship crash & sends some parts home, which his son claims. The alien is captured by a shadow agency, but escapes as a rival second Alien appears! The Sniper & some crazy soldiers race to the alien gear to save his son!
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When nature's natural selection finally catches up to the advances in modern technology, we'll have to rethink our definition of road kill!

When nature's natural selection finally catches up to the advances in modern technology, we'll have to rethink our definition of road kill!
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