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Mitchell Hurwitz

@MitchHurwitz

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calendar_today02-08-2010 20:01:19

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I completely agree with this. The set up of the lines before it, the context in which it’s said and the purpose for which it’s delivered create at least three levels of funny that make it hilarious.

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Great piece about a brilliant friend I was so close to early in my career. A man who’d go on a tear so funny you’d be left breathless and pleading for him to stop. Too many funny memories to choose one. I’m so lucky to have known him. So so sad he’s gone
deadline.com/2022/07/kevin-…

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Mitchell Hurwitz(@MitchHurwitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Michael, when I was a runner I think I saw a form that listed her age as 71 (around 4th/5th season of show). That was in, maybe ‘88/89’ If I’m correct (and that form was correct) she would’ve been born at least four years earlier than was claimed. But that’s a lot of ifs!

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Mitchell Hurwitz(@MitchHurwitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was a runner for the Golden Girls when I met Betty White… There had been a photo shoot for them at that time and the first thing I ask her was whether she was part of the layout they were doing. She said “yes… And someone was taking pictures!” She was just so quick and funny

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So sad to hear about Betty White. I got to learn a lot about comedy from her… She was such an incredibly special person, so funny, so warm - and so strong. And I have a feeling she lied about her age and actually made it to 100

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Arrested Development(@bluthquotes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here, too.

Michael: Hey, look at that. You’re mean sober, too.

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Mitchell Hurwitz(@MitchHurwitz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey, anybody want to read the Arrested Development zoom call with Biden script that never became a video? Now you can! dropbox.com/s/0rhh94nbec2f…

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Some thoughts on my friend Jessica Walter. Such a great loss. I was so lucky she shared so much of her brilliance with me and with our show. variety.com/2021/tv/news/j…

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Patton Oswalt(@pattonoswalt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose.

This is not over. For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books. Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center. Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose. #MAGA
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Adam Parkhomenko(@AdamParkhomenko) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump is apparently losing his mind on twitter over this ad so watch it and retweet it to share it far and wide.

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Sarah Longwell(@SarahLongwell25) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Trump didn't cause the pandemic. What he did was squander America's only advantage—a lag time during which to prepare for the crisis—thus encouraging the spread of the disease when it might have been contained. He has, in real and material ways, made this crisis worse.”

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Jon Cooper(@joncoopertweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TRUMP LIED AGAIN: PolitiFact confirms the Obama-Biden administration declared H1N1 a public health emergency BEFORE anyone in the US died, contradicting Trump’s tweet that desperately tried to deflect from his own incompetent response to the coronavirus. politifact.com/factchecks/202…

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