My daughter spent the last 2 months dealing with an incessant mean-girl barrage. Tonight she summoned the courage to attend her prom as The Great Gatsby knowing it was going to be hell. She didn't want the bastards to win.

I'm so proud.

Any words of support would really help!

Last night, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and Doria Ragland were involved in a terrifying paparazzi car chase involving six blacked out vehicles in a chase that could have been fatal.

A spokesperson for the couple confirms:

VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins

ME: which ones

VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin

ME: no it’s not

VITAMIN WATER: what about blue

Maybe Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 you should’ve shared the context of the conversation. The person you were talking with was me, your brother, and at a family funeral. I walked away because I didn’t want to engage with your small minded opinions. I really can’t believe you posted this.

As human tapeworm Piers Morgan is trending, it’s worth remembering that time when Chelsea Handler rinsed him on live television.

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DO NOT WATCH the CNN town hall tonight. All the clips you’ll need to see will be here on Twitter. TANK THE RATINGS. Send a message to their advertisers. RETWEET THIS TWEET. #TankTheRatings

Prince Harry showing his happy face at the #Coronation where everyone looks miserable as fuck then bouncing within in hours.He didn’t even take a plate of their unseasoned food ,he knew wife Meghan and Grandma Doria are cooking up a storm for #PrinceArchie Birthday . #PrinceArchie

They called Camilla 'Queen escort' on live tv lol.

Amazing artist. What is life....

Life…

The US should do the same

This is an Australian ad that promotes lamb as fit for the gods. And it’s amazing…

The roach at the met gala:

I woulda just gave up cooking for the rest of the night

Guinep 🇦🇬

We went to Fox News with our resumés to formally throw our hats in the ring to replace Tucker. Let’s just say it went pretty well.

How To Be A Supportive Friend 😂