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man it’s a hot zone,

@Mobute

Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer

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It's Christmastown(@WeekInAtrocity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For your Christmas cheer/travel, we're bringing Riley from Buffy back from Afghanistan to confront the King of Nog. Join us and guest Jessica Ritchey (jmritchey.bsky.social) for a festive GWOT filled with the dadliest history quotes!
Spotify: spoti.fi/3RxDqhV
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Emma Vigeland(@EmmaVigeland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nate Silver You're the 'data guy' who regularly editorializes and reveals his own partisan biases. Like this one where you demonstrated how you live in a hermetically sealed bubble
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Ben Collins(@oneunderscore__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I want to make it clear: I have never met or really even considered this man and yet he constantly tweets about me. It is insane being a character in people's imaginations, and it's even weirder being the first harbinger of every Gen Xer's slide into reactionary politics.

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'Went to Gord's Boudoir—Canada's Savile Row—looked them in the eye and told them, 'Dress me like the inside of a Pan-Am liner.' Or else!'

'Went to Gord's Boudoir—Canada's Savile Row—looked them in the eye and told them, 'Dress me like the inside of a Pan-Am liner.' Or else!'
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An interesting detail lost in the final cut of INDEPENDENCE DAY is that Jeff Goldblum's character is glad that Philadelphia was destroyed and would have done it himself, if he'd had the chance.

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man it’s a hot zone,(@Mobute) 's Twitter Profile Photo

An interesting detail lost in the final cut of INDEPENDENCE DAY is that Jeff Goldblum's character is glad that Philadelphia was destroyed and would have done it himself, if he'd had the chance.

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I got to contribute to this season of The Novelizers, where we take a popular movie and convert it into a novel to make it much sillier. This year's novel is INDEPENDENCE DAY, and this is my chapter, 'My Marriage Was Also Named Abort.'
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id4…

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Andrew Perez(@andrewperezdc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Norm Charlatan Not totally wrong tbh - conservatives for some reason have blamed BlackRock and not Blackstone, which really started the single-family home buying spree with Invitation Homes, sold that, and got back in the biz again afterwards

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.Harvard University, do you need someone who can be found months later in a mobile quarantine tent in an abandoned Lada factory after jacking off to videos of cum harvesting in the People's Republic of China so many times that he had to be put in a beef-induced benzo coma?

.@Harvard, do you need someone who can be found months later in a mobile quarantine tent in an abandoned Lada factory after jacking off to videos of cum harvesting in the People's Republic of China so many times that he had to be put in a beef-induced benzo coma?
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Jamison Foser(@jamisonfoser) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This person either
1) actually paid $50 at Giant for a list of ingredients many others have noted cost about half that much, in which case she should not be an economics-focused columnist at The Washington Post,
or
2) is BS-ing about it, in which case [same]

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(my house, 20 years from now, listening to 'baby, it's cold outside')

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside

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The GOP primary debates are hell but a hell I journeyed into. My recap is up for you, here mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-o…

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