Go Cleveland ✌️♥️⚾️

#ForTheLand

Do you ever just want to scream...
SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT...

Just me??

What color are your eyes?

Mine are hazel.

Brrrr...
Happy Frosty Monday 🥶

I've done so little today I could have passed for one of my neighbors...

Pretty day though!

It has come to my attention that I may be an octopus....

Heyyy...
Lemme see some ink
😁

Columbine - 25 years later....

What ever could we do??

It's the fucking guns.

Online grocery shopping & curbside pickup... FTW 🎉

#TheMoreYouKnow 💫

Good night, Phone Fam 💕

How you'll look wearing black 🖤

Evidently, last week I turned off my Friday alarm & never turned it back on.
Guess who woke up 40 minutes late this morning??
At least the sky was pretty!

Happy Friday anyway 🙃

People get on here & be like...
OMG, my job is so stressful, I can't keep up.
Then proceed to tweet 50 times & reply to every comment.

Yeah, it's your job 🙄

Pretty skies make me smile.
Good morning, Tweeties!
Have a fabulous Thursday ✌️♥️🌞

Occasionally, you just need an early bedtime.
Tonight is one of those occasions.
Sleep well when it's your turn ♥️

Good morning, Tweeties!
We all know at least one of these.

Don't be an angry, hateful, jealous troll & have a great Wednesday ✌️♥️

At the end of the day... if you pissed off at least one troll, your day was a success.
Sleep well, you've earned it.

Good night, Phone Fam ✌️

Howdy..
Say it back 😁

Are you being inclusive today?

Starting the morning with a perfectly slushy Diet Coke... 🎉🥳

Happy Tuesday, Tweeties!