Overnight Oats sounds like the name of a racehorse who sucks

My mouth was open the whole time

The wild part is that we’re told this all the time so no need to imagine!

yum

There is a WWE Smackdown happening here in a few months and I am quite tempted…

I love her.

*stares into the camera*

DESERVED

Before you try to have a nuanced conversation on Twitter, don’t.

Joe Louis and Babe Ruth, two legendary Black athletes.

They don’t make men like this anymore.

Insomnia Cookies is hilarious.

You place an order then two hours later you get an email with the subject header 'Let's do this again sometime...'

That's how they be getting the girls.

soon they'll be asking for your account and routing numbers

At the scene of the reported self immolation across the street, ash billows towards the criminal courthouse. Police officers are standing around with horrified, frozen expressions. The smell is unlike anything I have ever encountered. This is horrific.

Oh my GOD!

This morning I saw a dog lying on the ground with the owner standing beside him, and I literally thought the dog was dead.

Nope. The dog just didn't want to leave the park.

The thespian talent on that canine...

Now if mama bear would’ve jumped out from the bushes then what

There’s just a lot going on at all times.