Haven’t seen rings like that since the last time I hung out with Mt. Wake-And-Baker

The headless dingdong to the south pipes up with another astute history lesson. This is what happens when over half your brain spills out into the North Fork Toutle River.

Also taxes pay for your National Park. Nitwit.

Saw it. Don’t care. Also, who are you again? Cute mountain cosplay, BTW. Did your mom help you put it together?

Good night, Meatbags. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ❤️‍🔥

Valentine credit: Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources

If I wanted y’all to feel it, yah woulda FELT IT. Plus a metric butt ton of pyroclastic flow up in your living room.

Didn’t you drop out of Toutle Lake High School because you couldn’t read or spell? Bandwagon parking is over there, BTW. #BowDown #PurpleReign

Happy New Year. I have a feeling 2024 is going to be the crispiest one yet. Enjoy the fireworks… 😉 🌋

Happy lava days! I’ve been working hard all year making the coal for you naughty boys and girls.

Ég Kem Alveg Af Fjöllum

Post your best Thanksgiving mashed potato volcano for a chance to win me not burning you alive during my inevitable eruption. Good luck!

Brainless since formation

Trick or treat,
Smell my pyroclastic density currents,
Give me something good to eat.

Not my Fault

Bow down, potato suckers

Got a free pair of Taylor Swift tickets if anyone is interested. I left them hidden under a rock at 14,411′ so just swing by and grab em. First come, first served.

Happy 4th of July. Try not to burn down the state. That’s my job. L8r Sk8r.

“Oh my gahd, look at all dis friggin’ smoke ovah heeya. I fuggin dyin’! I’ve nevah been camping before, but I think I smell like a friggin camp fire or somethin’. Fack!” -Everyone on the East Coast right now

🙄 *Fuggettaboutit* -🌋R

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