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Jim Corbridge

@MrBonMot

I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.

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calendar_today19-09-2013 10:41:14

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I was at my Cynics meeting on Friday night! I was sitting next to someone who is called Benjamin! Yeah Right!, He's only there to meet women! I Know a liar when I see one.

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I Would imagine at this time of year
'Get your coat You've Pulled'
Would just draw blank Expressions from Geordie Lasses in Newcastle pubs and bars

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Dating simply means going out with a potential mate and doing a lot of fun things that the two of you will never do again if you actually get married!

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[Holds Torch to face]...

When I Was young, we only had a 3 TV channels...

*All the kids gasp*...

And there was no WiFi!...

*4 kids puke and 2 faint*

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I confused a man yesterday when he asked me “Have you got a pen, pal?”, I replied, “No, but I do sponsor a child in Africa”.

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If I had a pound for every time somebody called me a peeping Tom, I'd buy myself a better pair of binoculars!

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Somebody said I am the kind of moron who sits around all day watching TV with a beer in one hand and the remote control in the other. This is a lie. Sometimes I have beers in BOTH hands, forcing me to operate the remote control with my feet!

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Is your partner calling you Sweetie Pancakes in front of strangers grounds for divorce?.. Asking for a friend.

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I swear if I see one more person in this Asda wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my Dressing gown and choke them with it!

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