On this day in 1986, Van Halen hits #1 on the charts with ‘5150’.

80s music is the absolute best Era. I will hear no arguments on this!

F**king legend

Working on This and the Garage, and some good Music in the background. It’s a good Saturday Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I got outta the truck and made it!

Her ~ What is that cologne you’re wearing? It smells so good

Me ~ Arthritis Cream

Dimebag Darrell or Randy Rhoads? 🙏🏻

Wife ~ We need to talk

Me ~ Is this the “For Worse” part of our vows?

IT’S A BIRD!!!! IT’S A PLANE!!! NO—It’s

I hate when real life interferes with our imaginary lives.

Sorry Boss, I died during the eclipse yesterday

I should be fine by tomorrow

Today sucks, I was forced to buy a pair of Slacks

This is bullshit

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Wife found a new show called Rock the Block. Basically a home improvement show

so far it’s cost me $200 in Lumbar and a day and half of labor

A little decorating in the Garage today

A turtle walks into a bar with a girl on its back

The bartender ask the turtle, “What’s on your back?”

The turtle replied “That’s just Michelle”