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Mr D Johns

@MrJohnsEnglish

English teacher, language lover, part-time poet

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calendar_today02-09-2013 13:50:52

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Alla my favourite things here (pun, hating on the Home Sec. So okay 2 because no Test cricket but I'll live).

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Jarv Is (or whatevs - Jarvis Cocker's, anyay) new album out today. I wonder if it'll be absolutely brilliant or what @StoxMarren

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Are there really people saying panto isn't brilliant? Oh yes they are etc but really actually? Presumably they also hate the Beatles, chips and opposable thumbs. I'm saying that's not an opinion, it's a stance.

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Dads - all parents - what Derek Redmond's dad for him is basically what you do, every day. Go on, have a beer. You earned it. youtu.be/V4S3q6v8nBI

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If you've got half an hour to reach Y10s their English this week you could probably do worse than read this to them and then ask them what they think of the writer's viewpoint and perspective.

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Yep, this. With the one exception to not caring about it being I hate the the idea it needs to have been some posho because a middle class Brummy couldn't possibly have understood all that royal business

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This is a brutal, vital reminder of what British life is like if your skin isn't white. Lara Bundock exactly what we were talking about.

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Finally the Cummings/missing hat mash up we've all been waiting for (NB SPOILER ALERT the bear gets revenge for the hat stealing I'm just saying)

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Maybe we're the real hypocrites here. First, we're all 'What the hell are you doing out in public just because it's a bank holiday?' and now we're all like 'Be out in front of the public on a bank holiday!'. No wonder poor Boris is so confused he keeps answering the wrong Qs.

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