queuing for ages to use my British passport purely so I get stamp 😎

has anyone even had ‘High Barnet’ Polish gin? Does it taste like gin?

back in Warszawa and having a delightful time, what a city!

yes

Quite something to recall that autumn relaunch

Canned hs2 p2 against wishes of Andy Street, Conservative with the biggest personal mandate in the UK.

To replace with promised funding for local projects across English council areas…

- WM looks lost
- half council seats lost

Where were you for the West Midlands? The new Portillo moment !!!

just incredibly funny that this is how a nation becomes first becomes acquainted with the concept of Sandwell

switches on phone at interval, cackles hysterically

time to expand ulez and woke culture 👍

I'm afraid the Zone will remain Ultra Low Emission for the foreseeable future

it’s just glorified sports punditry, except Gary Lineker won’t tell you he’s got intel on the score before the match has started

Andy Street is in no way the egregious dickhead a lot of his peers are but it would be absolutely piss funny if he lost his job

sigh, we bear our crosses out here

🚨 BREAKING: London Mayoral results in North East (Hackney, Islington, Waltham Forest)

🔴 LAB: 120,455
🔵 CON: 34,099
🟢 GRN: 17,907
🟠 LDM: 7,399
🟣 RFM: 4,485
🗑️ BINFACE: 1,929

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