Remembering England, the way things used to be...

I guess if you’re still in your probation period you don’t need to work a full months notice. #truss #GeneralElection

Let’s take a moment to spare a thought for all the social media managers who are trying to cook their dinner whilst being pestered by their boss to change the logo to black & ‘do a tweet’.

They should book Rebecca Vardy for celebrity Masterchef just so when she’s eliminated they can say “it’s….. Rebecca Vardy” #CelebrityMasterChef

#NadineDorries #ResignationWatch

These late resignations are bit like when a bottom half premier league team makes a late substitution “who?” #itshappening #BorisOut

Attendance 59,000

Arsenal 🤝 the Royal Family

Faking covid to avoid embarrassment

Should Boris Johnson resign after #SueGray 's report into lockdown parties at Downing Street? #Partygate

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My sister lost her 10 month battle with cancer yesterday. She fought until the end. Thank you Tottenham Hotspur and more importantly Harry Kane for making this day happen, she was so happy. Would be great if she could get a minutes applause in the 39th min on Saturday from the faithful.

If I give someone my Twitter login details can they block #LoveIsland for me. I’m a geriatric millennial & I don’t know how.

Hi Harry Kane my sister Ashley has recently been diagnosed with Liver and colon cancer, stage 4. She is due to start Chemotherapy on Tuesday to fight it, you're her favourite player ever and she adores you, could you please send her a good luck message to lift her spirits.
#COYS

7 months in and they still haven’t bought a clicker for PowerPoint

I wish Scottie Pippen would write an autobiography purely so I can listen to him read the audiobook.

*Breaking news* new FIFA reg states clubs will longer qualify as a pro team if fans failed to photoshop Messi in their kit within last 24hrs

Amazed they couldn’t get Patrick Vallance a clicker for his PowerPoint “next slide please” #CoronaBriefing #Covid19UK

#ReesMogg #Brexit #DrawMeLikeThoseFrenchGirls