Attempt to simplify DFS step one:

This was such a good Jontay Porter skit by Friday Beers.

hmmm

After a bad night of DFS.

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My 9 yo dedicated his book about Sea Otters to our family. I am honored but also can’t stop laughing.

Purdue vs NC State preview

uconn's record when dan hurley's son plays vs. when he doesn't play

mike trout is on pace to hit 648 home runs this year

My favorite part of the tournament has become when teams empty their benches to close out blowout games. These huge programs will trot out five four-star recruits while the 16-seeds run out their team manager and a crossing guard they picked up on the way to the stadium.

Shohei Ohtani in between innings

I told my kids they could have either Thursday or Friday off school to watch #MarchMadness2024 and two of them said they still might just go to school. I have failed as a parent.

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Patiently awaiting a report that Aaron Jones lost all of his limbs in a freak accident.

I don't question my life choices very often but I'm having a bit of an existential crisis as I'm editing minutes for teams such as the Longwood Lancers and North Carolina A&T Aggies.

This is why I'm so glad I retired. Inclusion in video games is exhausting. You have no idea what it's like to be on call anytime someone picks up a controller.

Shoulda taken the under 😭

Am I supposed to spend time with my family now?

If you like Josh Allen: What an athlete and competitor!
If you dislike Allen: What is he doing? That'll never work in the NFL.

#Polarizing