If you knew what was said in your
absence, you'd stop smiling with
a lot of ppl.

Apparently staying to yourself and not
bothering people… bothers people

Saying 'it is what it is' while
simultaneously not knowing
WTF is going on in your life

Nobody:

Me: “ just stop talking to me cause ur
about to make me mad”

When my kids go to bed I just sit there for an hour & recover from the trauma 😂😭

Real

Goal this month: survive again

me praying that all my homies and I are successful

Adult life is constantly saying to your
friends let’s do something soon and
suddenly 6 months have gone by

You know you're getting old when pregaming
for the Super Bowl means taking antacids

retail therapy isn’t hitting like it used to
anymore i need to buy land

Ppl be like 'idk how u do it'

me neither

adulting is wild cause you have to wake
up and fight for your life every single day

Cleaning your kids room will p*ss you off
cause why is my Airfryer in here???

Suffocation by tiddies is the way to go

“i dOnT dRiNk WaTeR” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

just fell to my knees

I use to be in math class lost , this mf
just turned a X into a 10 gtfo 😂

people out here facing karma & think
they're fighting demons

These new rent prices are bringing
couples back together