I bet Icarus's least favourite food was hot wings.

Loneliness is turning out to be an epidemic.

All countries guard their natural mineral resources and mine them and usually export them to earn forex. Maybe it’s time to declare Shah Rukh Khan a Natural Resource… 🤔 😊 twitter.com/Shah4900/statu…

If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.

No limit.

Please let us know.

Divorce rate:

🇮🇳India: 1%
🇻🇳Vietnam: 7%
🇹🇯Tajikistan: 10%
🇮🇷Iran: 14%
🇲🇽Mexico: 17%
🇪🇬Egypt: 17%
🇿🇦South Africa: 17%
🇧🇷Brazil: 21%
🇹🇷Turkey: 25%
🇨🇴Colombia: 30%
🇵🇱Poland: 33%
🇯🇵Japan: 35%
🇩🇪Germany: 38%
🇬🇧United Kingdom: 41%
🇳🇿New Zealand: 41%
🇦🇺Australia: 43%
🇨🇳China: 44%…

Is platform X secretly harboring my ex?

The app formerly known as cool

When twitter becomes X all of your TCs will magically reset to factory settings.

So it turns to X only if I update the app or will it turn on me like any normal shape shifter asshole?

And just like that, all of us will be accused of spending unhealthy amount of time with our X.

Those who've never fallen in tweet-love can't thread-right!

I'm calling my lawyer #threads #jalebi

Elon Musk: I am tweeting

Mark Zuckerberg:

threads.net/@wsneh
Follow me for more stupidity

Twitter-free for a while, IQ on the rise!

'what's up?' should never be said to someone suffering from erectile dysfunction issues.

Wanna hear a construction joke?

I’m working on it.

In order to catch Covid, you have to think like a Covid.

Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?