Finally, a gorgeous sunny day in London! Very welcome after a dreary, cold weekend by the sea. The weather here rarely agrees with me, but this sky is making me swoon 🌤️😍

Currently available in London! 🇬🇧

Let’s make a date, shall we? ❤️‍🔥

💌 leanalane.com/meet

Still laughing about this a week later 🎱🤣

That feeling when a perfect gentleman hires you and your bestie four nights in a row, pays for it all up front, and gifts you each an LV wallet “since you’ll need somewhere to keep the money.”

I could not be more elated 😭😍 Thank you, D, for a truly spectacular week! 💞

If you’re wondering why I haven’t been online much this week, this is what I’ve been up to 😏👇🥵

Thots & prayers to all the sexy babes out there trying to get your taxes done right. It’s hard and thankless work, but you’re doing great. You got this 💓

The Real Girlfriend Experience™️:

I wake up to cat vomit *in my bed* and you do the laundry and replace the linens so I can relax over a cup of tea. Who’s in?! 😹

The amount of self-control I’m exercising right now, *not* breaking out into an embarrassing dance while my Lyft driver unironically listens to Come on Eileen. When did I get so mature? smh

Like & retweet this post if you agree that clumsy girls are hot 🤭❤️‍🔥🥵

📸 Chris Nutt 📸 Now booking in London

London, I’ll be winging my way to you in just a few weeks! 🇬🇧

I’ll have time for a few memorable encounters around the end of April/early May. Don’t miss your chance 😘💋

💌 contact @ leanalane .com

Just popping in to say thanks for the 69 votes and special acknowledgement to the 87% of you who have great judgment 🧀🍝😜

Good morning! What’s everyone drinking with breakfast (or brunch)?

I just make myself a pot of one of my favorite Japanese black teas ☕️😋

📸 Chris Nutt 📸 Now booking in London

Is it excessive/redundant to make myself a cheese and charcuterie board as an appetizer and then a box of Annie’s shells & white cheddar as a main course? Or should I just lean into the absurdity of this meal?

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

My favorite kind of introduction—two sweet, generous gift cards + prepayment toward a TBD date this summer.

Truly a gentleman! I can hardly wait to make your acquaintance, D. ❤️‍🔥😘

Post a pic of yourself wearing red ❣️

Fun fact about me: When I was young and naïve, I hardly ever washed my makeup brushes (horrifying, I know). I didn’t have any issues with my skin, so I guess I just overlooked that essential task. Now I willingly wash a dozen brushes every week. How’s that for personal growth? 😁

Once again: Of course, I have limits and boundaries

I do not post them online or discuss before we meet because my limits depend on your behavior and our unique chemistry. They are not universal.

If you’re looking for a checklist, I’m not your girl