If you’re not doing it wrong, are you even living?

Welp. We back outside

Kelly Rowland looks too good for the script to be this bad

#MeaCulpa

I wanted them to lose

Damn. Not Taylor winning AOTY and a Super Bowl ring in the same year

LOL. Not Gladys

Tell me why I just got pulled over by the police. This man walked up to my car asking if I had anything to drink because I was swerving.

Y’all, I was trying to open a honeybun. I’m so embarrassed. The officer literally laughed at me in my damn face.

Turn the sound on 😂 I agree with her

I woke up regretting my 20s. I feel like I didn’t do enough fun stuff, dumb stuff or drugs

We’re baaaaack

😂🤣

Amanza and her shoulder pads are extra annoying this season and I still don’t like Bre, but sometimes…I do like Bre 🫠

Anyway it’s still team Chrishell over here. #SellingSunset

This the gaht damn problem. Instead of focusing on student loan forgiveness he out here getting box braids. 😒

So I finally started watching Suits and it’s literally just like House, but with… Suits

The weather in NYC is perfect for a slutty Halloween costume. #ShoutOut to global warming, that raggedy beech

See you tonight! 🚩🚩🚩

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Anytime I eat something that tastes bad, I’m like “this must be gluten free”

and then I check…and I’m right. Every single time.

lowkey 'seize him' and 'unhand me' were huge for the english language