Speaker Johnson hitching himself to Trump at this press conference

Walter Geoffrey makes his solo debut 🐶🫶

Dallas Anesthesiologist Convicted of Tampering with IV Bags Linked to Cardiac Emergencies During Routine Surgeries

🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/dallas-…

Baltimore plans to sell 15,000 boarded-up houses for $1 each in an attempt to revive neighborhoods that have been plagued by crime and disrepair. To sweeten the deal, generous grants of $50,000 are on the table to assist with renovations.

A 3rd grader came into class attempting to play this lick from a Lil Nas X song and the whole class wanted to learn it, so I told em' the notes, and most of em figured it out in a couple minutes. It's amazing how much a kid can learn when it's something they WANT to learn.

They showed med students what a c-section looks like😭

well…secrets out yall lol
#AbbottElementary

For all soon to be new interns/residents:

Do not make fun of other healthcare professionals/belittle them on social media or in real life. If they ask you a question, assume good intentions and answer kindly. It’s not a challenge to your knowledge/authority

Medicine is a TEAM SPORT… especially in the ED and ICU… if your nurses can’t ask you for order clarifications because YOU feel pressed or YOU feel attacked… that’s a YOU thing. Aggressive doctors who reel at being “challenged” act that way because of inadequate…

Naima Cochrane SNL was wild for this back then…

The entire island of Puerto Rico has one pediatric heart surgeon. One. That's not a typo. It's a sign of how terrible Puerto Rico's healthcare crisis has become.
bit.ly/4cOEGal

Never forget Tim Meadows as OJ Simpson writing “I did it” on the NFL telestrater (one of the best SNL opens). This was shortly after the verdict.

This is Rocco. His haircut may be fake, but it's very real to him. 13/10

Here's a quick video of Kelsie Whitmore, the Oakland B's 1st female player, throwing her fastball.

Would just like to announce I'm officially buying stock.

(🎥IG / kelsie_whitmore)

I applied to 100 jobs using a resume with the name, 'Kismma D. Nhuhts' and I got 29 interviews.

This is what I've learned about resumes:

I just love how baby elephants have no understanding of how absolutely massive they are so they just behave like big dog

Happy #NationalPetDay from my favorite bundle of joy, Sunny! 🐾

The CEO of Pronto Hologram, David Nussbaum, shows off their holoportation technology by beaming in the holograms of Tupac and Howie Mandel.

(🎥 Proto Hologram )

The Ford Bronco marketing team has a chance to do the best throwback Thursday video of all time.

This seems a bit excessive for someone who is not the actual President of the United States.