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Wordle 1,040 3/6

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Trying to catch up on #Forgotten80s this morning but Absolute 80s Absolute Radio your app crashes every 6 minutes, so I’ve given up.

YES!
IT'S BROADCAST DAY!!
And it's a momentous one because it's the 200th Edition of the show!!
So join me tonight at 8pm on MadWaspRadioMWR to celebrate this with a Vinyl Vault Special!
25 of your requests, played direct from my vinyl collection!
#dlxp

The biggest threat to our nation is the Tories

CALL A GENERAL ELECTION.

#ToriesUnfitToGovern

They’ve not really made this hard have they?

Festival 4.

“What do you mean I sound pissed?”

Happy “Trump said to put disinfectant inside your body” Day to those who celebrate!

#BleachInYourBhole
#LysolYourCracks
#PinkStuffInYourPinkStuff
#FabulosoInYourNonos

Nice photoshopping.

I played squaredle.com/xp 04/23:
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NO ONE VOTED FOR THIS, NO ONE EXCEPT TORIES WANTS THIS.

VOTE THEM OUT. #ToriesOut

People who say you can’t hear a picture ARE WRONG.

Fucking earworm now from just the picture, cheers 😖.

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#StGeorgesDay was established in 1981 in recognition of traditional British values of kindness, gentility and respect for males with pink eyelashes

Got you on in the background #ChooseTheChoons

I vote we put Rishi on the first manned one way mission to Mars

I played squaredle.com/xp 04/22:
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I played squaredle.com 04/22:
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